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Old 08-11-2006, 04:22 PM
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Have two more children.


By the time your third is two...you'll be used to the chaos.


I've always theorized that a child wanders aimlessly leaving a wake of destruction and displaced toys behind them. If you are lucky enough to pick it up at the end...you can follow their trail backwards and at the end, you'll have a clean house.

I say "theorized" because that theory has yet to be proven. So actually, I should say "postulize". Isn't that the rule for mathmatical equations? Postulates are ideas that haven't been proven; theorems are proven postulates.


Now I don't know.

Where was I before I got sidetracked?


Oh yes...have more kids. So get busy, and take pics!
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