Simple...

Me restrained in a chair with you directly in front of me, ass in the air, teasing yourself and letting me know, in painstaking detail, just how you would use me for your own pleasure IF I hadn't been so bad.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these