the bonehead thing i came across was my mates 16 year old daughter who came home from school and complained she was hungry so my mate told her there is 2 minute noddles inthe cupboard, she went to the cubboard got out the noodles broke them up into a bowl and placed them in the microwave and turned it on then walked out the room, after about a minute or so i could smell something burning and glanced over to the micowave and i could see the bowl in the microwavw was actually on fire so i ran over and turned it off opened to door a hughe cloud of smoke came out and the flames died down enough to blow the fire out, i then called out to my mates daughter who came into the kitchen and stated she wanted 2 minute noodles not 1 minute ashes, her dad reply thats what you get when you dont add water, she then said it did not matter now shes not hungry....what a bonehead