Been a few weeks since I've been through these here parts. Driving by notices the new sign for Relaxation Spa and Resort. Thinks, "Hmmm...might be worth checking out some time."

Then notices the "IWM's" at the front of the sign...spins car around and into the parking lot. Hops out of the car and heads thru the ritzy looking doors.

"Very posh interior you have here, IWM. Oh my, and certainly a sexy clientele! You definitely have my "imagination" running wild. And yes, a glass of wine, a nice hot jacuzzi, and then a personal massage by the owner of this fine establishment would be just fine."