Ain't nothing wrong with the good ole fashioned "Kick Me" sign on her back.

Unwrap some feminine napkins (the kind with wings) and stick "fancy jet plane" stickers to her car windshield.

Share lunch with her one day. Make her tuna sandwich out of cat food! <---my kind of "killing with kindness".

Every time she says something remotely funny...laugh at her like Pee Wee Herman.

Call her cell phone several times a day for a week, asking for Anna Banana (or something silly like that). At the end of the week call her and tell her you are Anna Banana and ask if you have any messages.



OMG...I didn't know I had this many (and many more) in me!!!!

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