A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."
The REDNECK, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi then
catches his glass as it falls into his hand.
He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice." Irish
