Women smile at you more.

Definitely the sex drive.

Aeroplane seats are more comfortable.

Men's tackle looks bigger - it's in the perspective - and you loose that fat on the pubic bone that hides about an inch of the old boy if you are overweight.

You sweat less.

Snore less.

Play with the kids more.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.