correctly predicting that the wet-92-lb two-coated fur-dropping, undercoated-impossible-to-dry old man I live with would attempt to get on the bed


He then went into the hallway & SHOOK as if to say, "Yeah, you used two towels on me tonight & I wanted to get on the bed. That didn't work so I'm going to SHAKE in the hallway. I'm still wet. What are you going to do about it?"