(Pulls on his harsh dark mask)

1. Are you sharing a roof?

2. Has she been exclusive?

3. Did you know that the word "Cuckold" is an old word for one who has been
cuckoo'ed. That is, a cuckoo has planted a false chick in his nest.

(Takes off horrible mask)

Cynical minds need to know.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating