When I rubbed one out last night, I didn't realize I was celebrating until I saw the fireworks.

What I call it usually depends on the context. "Rubbing one out" doesn't sound very sexy, but it's humorous. "Jerking off" is more graphic, so that one gets used in the heat of passion, ie: I love jerking off onto your tits. And "Touch myself" is sexy in a coy way.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.