New Virus--IMPORTANT!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's commonly known - WORK).

If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via ANY means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:

1. Put on your jacket

2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar

3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(or as it's commonly called - WINE)

4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz. doses repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system

PLEASE share this warning with 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!

UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for
WINE.

Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order
to receive equal benefit of WINE.

Looking out for you and your health!

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