"Good evening, Mormans? No, Latter day Saints. Oh Mega-baptists. Hmmmmm.

Have you read the new Gospel of my master, Lord Satan?

No? As supported by the Red Book of Comrade Chairman Mao, third edition?

Well, we're having human sacrifice next Wodensday and we'd love to include you.

See you both then? Great."


If only.

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