Now I just loved doing this one. LMAO!!!!!

http://www.quizdiva.com/dickquiz.html

Here are my results (BTW I am SO not a guy) ...

Makeover
Um, your dick needs a total makeover! Small, crusty, & totally unappetizing. Ewwwww! Get some help quick - as well as a shower. It *will* get you laid. P.S. Your spunk tastes funk-y. Lay off the milk & meat brother.

LMAO, tooooooo funny.
-Summer