The real culprits are not the people who have made suit

but the bastard lawyers who egg them on, knowing that

win or lose, they'll make money out of it.

The number of cases settled out of court because it's cheaper

than actually going before a judge is getting beyond a joke.

I am an adult accountable for my own actions, but that bastard

who invented Gravity needs to be sued for my tripping over and

scratching myself last week.

Anybody got an e-mail addy for Sir Isaac Newton's lawyer?

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