Lilith,

We seem to have been waxing lyrical, not whale-iclal.

WI, despite the fact that whales lack some of the cuter and more utilitarian aspects of a sheep (who's ever heard of a happy shepherd cuddled with a whale on the side of Ben Rooting?) we must not let out own homocetaciaphobia creep into this.

The fact that it is sooooooooo hard finding a whale who is not just plain downright ugly makes it even more difficult to establish a meaningful and respectful liaison.

"Give it to me, big boy" just cannot translate from click and whistle talk with any accuracy, again poisoning any possible relationship.

This is turning into a killer thread.

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