I am willing to call a truce here, if only because funding resources are so hard to procure...perhaps a campaign to Shave the Gay Whales...

Our first mission should be to send our research vessels to the shallows off the Bikini Atoll, since shaving the whales in the Bikini area is always the trickiest part...

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