I believe in the truth as well. I also believe in not sugar-coating the truth (don't tell me you are having trouble losing weight while eating cheesecake, just say you like cheesecake and you want to eat it). I believe in humor all good things can come. I believe in not taking anything too seriously, for you will eventually be disappointed. I do not believe that love conquers all and all you need is love. (When the basement floods and you have to call the insurance adjuster and things suck, sometimes, "but I love you" doesn't get it done, a mop does.) I believe in the silent majority surprising people who think they know better. I believe in feeling sorry for yourself for only a few days, then it's time to pull it together. I believe in statistics (as much as I hate it, the Yankees over 162 games will win more than say the Royals). I believe that being consistently late for events is not fashionable, it is just plain rude. I believe romance is many things that have nothing to do with roses, beaches, silk, chocolates, wine and candles. I believe that guy relationships are just fine not being too deep. I believe in spelling correctly. I believe in meat, Tabasco, sports, beer, martinis and cigars. I believe in craning my neck like a teenage boy when there are naked tits in the area.
Finally, I believe in making that stroking motion with your hand and rolling your eyes when someone tries to tell you what you should think.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School