09-09-2002, 05:49 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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White Trash Barbie
Introducing White Trash Barbie!
She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up,
think-they're-better'n-you Barbies!
Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with
her special trailer-park friend.
Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
* Two packs of Newport 100's for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
* A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie
during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter-top and sandals.
Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.
* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and
she's pregnant -- again!
* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including:
"I tol' jew gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer,baybee.", "Whur's my f-#!*-n cigarettes?", and more!!
Also Available:
* Barbie Double-wide Dream Trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included.
*Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (sold
separately)
* Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'- match colors
and smokin' chokin' exhaust. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two White Trash Barbies.
* Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and Pimp Slap
backhand. With cowboy boots and Mad Dog 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled.
* Married-Life Ken with Beer-bustin' Expanding Waist. Molded to
recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
(NOTE: Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)
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