Role up role upe to the poetry challenge!!!!

Ladies and gentleman, i am happy ...nay DELIGHTED to anounce an open competition to write a poem to a Pixie of your choice!!!

Points to be awarded for...

Originality
Passion
Humour
and of course stupidity. (well i ahve to give myself an advantage somehow!!)

let battle comenceeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, someone decide who the judge is?