Hello sassee!

I manage commercial real estate in Connecticut, and am very active in our local Habitat chapter. I'm married and we have three children...that drive us insane.

I enjoy making people laugh, which is why I can currently be seen with my pecker stuffed into a copper elbow. I've also been known to have phone sex with a sheep, have group sex with stuffed teddy bears...and mistake Deep Heat aches & pains ointment for butt lube. Knowing I've made someone laugh is as rewarding to me as turning them on.

And...I'm a bit of a goofball.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.