The Daddy Is . . . Bill Clinton

It's A Boy!

Steph, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.