Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, lizz! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

It's A Boy!

lizz, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

His name is Cameron Jonathan Herman and he was born on Dec 25 2006 at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersberg PA

his god parents are Elmira R. Fastidious and Gordon D. Reprobate

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