OH NO, our lovely Jenna heard Dicksbro speak to his niece Jeanna (who was riding in the back of the Care Car). Jeanna had stepped out at the wrong time, wanting to share what she had put in storage, and when asked to share that, Jenna overheard and thought Dicksbro had mis-spelled her name. (Jenna was very perceptive having heard the silent "a" being used in saying Jeanna.)

Frustrated by this, Dicksbro complained bitterly to Jeanna, "I tolds't thou that you should have called yourself Frank ... now ... what am I to do. Thou has't sullied my reputation and the fair Jenna has turned from me."

Suddenly, the air erupted with loud wails and lamantations from Dicksbro. "Damn," Dicksbro was said to have cried, "whys't (?) do theys't plant thorn bushes so close to the parking lot where I coulds't lean against one?"

Jeanna, realizing her failure to change her name to Frank caused the confusion, apologized and promised to start the paperwork immediately to get her name changed. "Should I also-eth seek gender re-assignment?" she asked.

Moved with compassion (all super heros have that in abundance), Dicksbro said, "Nay, twill not be necessary. Unless thou goes't to yon 'Blue Oyster' bar, the name Frank should not cause thou a problem ... unless, of course, you order an ale using that silly German accent. I can hear it now, 'I'm Frank, ein stein bitta.' " People always grab their pitchforks and stuff when you do that."

Having straightened that out, Dicksbro moves quickly to find Jenna and explain this unfortunate mistake.