Was walking home from my bar tending job. I knew I had gained weight...but this is what happened...

*Beep Beep* A car was coming up behind me. I got a little flattered by the beep, thinking I still had something worth hooting about, till a guy hung out the window and yelled, "GET AN EXCERCISE BIKE"!

I flipped him so many fingers, I had to start flipping him toes! Geezzzz...if you can't say anything nice......................................

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~Thomas Dewar~