my daughters latest injury...

previous answers to the questions "where did you hurt yourself?" have included...

"On the boucy castle" & "on the cusion"

Today i was expecting something as dramatic as "on the tissue paper" but actually got " i accidently sat on the cat". this is a fluffy toy type cat by the way.

She is forbidden to pick up the cheese grater, touch knives or stroke Rotweillers.