Here's afew murphisms for y'all:

"And now for something completely different" Sarcastic way of telling someone they're being repetitive.

"Beating a dead horse" belaboring a point beyond reason

"he went end over appetitie" from my Great-grandfather, falling head over heels, literally, like down the stairs or the side of a mountain.

"Faster 'n grease thru a funnel" REALLY fast

"Slower 'n Molasses" REALLY slow

"Neater 'n a pin" dressed up, or really cute

"Smilin like a possum eatin shit" describing an untrustworthty person.

"Cant squeese blood from a stone" means I aint got no money

"He'd bitch if he got hung with a new rope" someone who always complains.

"Stubborn as a Missouri Mule" EXTREMELY stubborn.

"Dumber than a box of rocks" Really Dumb

"Deaf as a doorpost" can't hear or won't listen

"Shot out of there like a bolt of lightning" ran away scared

"Strutting like a thanksgiving turkey" overdressed

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein