I think I posted about this right after I first joined Pixies but there are so many new members since then I'll go ahead and re-tell the tale.

Way back in the Stone Age, when I was a mere child of 16....I was in bed with the guy I was seeing at the time. He felt he needed to use a lubricant and so got up to retrieve the Vaseline from the bathroom. He didn't want to turn the lights on so he just grabbed for it in the dark. Well, he should have turned on the lights.......instead of Vaseline he ended up grabbing the jar of Vicks Vapo Rub! Let me tell you it was not a pleasant feeling!! OMG!! It burned like all the fires of Hell!! It's been many years but I can still feel the pain!!
So take warning...always be sure what you're grabbing for in the dark!!

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