CARAMEL --
My S/O once put it on my dick and began sucking me and jerking me. Well, guess what caramel is -- extremely thick and sticky. It eventually mixed with my hair at the base of my shaft and my foreskin and basically everything got completely glued together and hurt like holy hell!!!!
OUCH!

CK

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