Several years ago I had the pleasure of playing the bassoon for about 6 months with the community band. We recorded our Christmas concert and on the tape is a song with 6 flutes and one bassoon (me). I played the tape today and totally cracked up at how shitty I was on bassoon. I need to stick to flute...

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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