*snicker*

I like this one from today:

"OK, this refrigerator is a sears coolmaster 14. It's white. It's
approximately 35 years old and it still runs like a swiss watch. Only
2 problems; because it's older, it's got some very light rust spots.
My wife once used a scouring pad to clean it and it looked almost new
again. Secondly the interior light in the refrigerator only comes on
annually. 1 time per year it lights for one opening and that's it.
Otherwise, this unit is in great shape, the interior is metal not
plastic and all the racks and drawers are clean. If you come and get
it I can assist you getting it into your vehicle."

OMG--"annually." :grin:

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