I live in a small country town and had milk delivered up unto recently whem our milkman passed away, when we first started getting it delivered we found our milk cartons had holes in them, this went on for 6 months and finally i had enough and wrote a letter to the milkman and abused him for giving us cartons of milk with holes in them, did we piss you off i wrote, anyway the next morning i got the milk and there was a letter from him stating no we didnt piss him off and when he left the milk it didnt have any holes so he suggested someone was playing a trick on me, and yes the carton once again had holes in it, so i decided to get up early the next day and try and catch the smart arse that was putting the holes in my cartons.
next morning i got up and waited for the milkman and he arrived and left my milk out the front near the letter box as usual, abot 20 mins later it was getting light and i could see the carton very clearly now when a bloddy crow landed on my front lawn ran over to my milk an proceeded to peck holes in my carton, so i ran into the milkman the next day down in the main street and with a very red face i had to apologise for accusing him for the holes and i now no it was a bloody bird, he just laught and said he accept my apology