Got anything without spam? Yes we do sir...we have eggs and spam. But that has spam in it! Not very much. But I want something WITHOUT any spam. Well...we have eggs, spam, toast, bacon and spam. That has twice the amount of spam! Yes...but less than our spam, eggs, spam, spam, spam, and bacon does! OK...I'll take the first one then!


^^^ My twist on a Monty Python skit...

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