Whew! It's true that misery loves company! I needed acclaimation!

Here's another that I've heard...

"If you are one of the next 100 caller's, you'll save up to 15%...or more"!

Well...what's the conditions in order for me to save MORE than 15%...you fargin' icehole!!!!!???????

~OR~

"Come on down to "Nutty Eddie's" car sale today and you WILL pay just $129.00 or less per month for any car on our lot"!

I want to pay less...how do I get to do that? I bet when I get there I'll be one of the ones who has to pay the max...right? You've gotta get up pretty early to fool me Mr. Nutty Eddie!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~