My uncle used to work for a special effects company and he gave me some small pressure sensitive pouches that I injected with red and yellow food coloring ( I thought) then placed them in the lining of my wifes bra. While sitting in the living room I hear a blood curdling scream ,she comes into the room hands on her hips yelling LOOK at ME JUST LOOK at Me ! One red and one yellow boob!
I did not know that she had a mammory gram scheduled that day or that I had really got food dye instead of food coloring.That stuff has to wear off! She still gets upset if during sex I say mmmmmm Cherry!

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