Why do men whistle while they sit on a toliet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do only 10 percent of men end up in heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely fit youir finger between his neck and the rope.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practising to be men.

Why do men love smart women?
Because opposites attract.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they are born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

.....for all the men LOL