Originally Posted by dicksbro

Wish Alasse was here to hear this ...

An Australian bloke was walking down the street in New Zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep.

The Aussie yelled out, "Hey mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep!"

And the Kiwi turned around and said, "Bug off mate, I'm sharing none of this."




Well, the sheep liked it.

:grin: