Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm

Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.


Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.



Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~