here are a few...

"Beggers cant be choosers"

"Thats a brown bagger." - for an ugly person...the only way you would have sex with them if they had a brown bag over their head

"Is the pope Catholic?" - one of two sarcastic replys

"and I'm the queen of england." - my second sarcastic saying.

"slower than a slug in peanut butter" - going very very slowly

"broke as a joke" - is very broke

__________________
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein