Tee hee, the place I met the current guy . . . it'd be a compliment to call it a gin joint (ask IAKG!).

I was having a few jugs with my 75-year-old gay friend. We would often point out the good-looking guys we spotted for the other's benefit. We both spotted Dan at the same time and Charles raised his eyebrows at me. It turned out Charles knew Dan & I hoped he was a boytoy of Charles (Dan was tall, skinny, neat -- ya know, the Seinfeld definition of gay). That shows my love of Charles. I thought Dan was very handsome and hoped he'd be interested in Charles.

Alas, Dan was straight and we fell for each other that night.

Charles was an old friend of his but was then royally disappointed Dan was straight when I told him he was well endowed.

Hey, you know me. I can't have the typical 'boy meets girl' story!