Happier than a puppy with 2 peters - means extremely happy
(he she it ) could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon - horribly smelly
I was sweating like a whore in church - uncomfortable or very hot
well shoot me and fuck me dead - either somethings very wrong , or big surprise
colder than a witches tit in a brass bra - very cold
slower than molasses on a cold winter morn - slow very slow
well knock me over with a feather - surprised

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

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