*struts into the thread...stripping off clothes and singing a ditty from the hit show Gypsy...*

"Let me entertain you...let me make you smile...let me do a few tricks, some old and then some new tricks...I'm very versatile. And if you're real good, I'll make you feel good..."

*standing naked except for the feathery fan fluttering stratigically over the nips and hoo hoo*

How's that for a bit-o-entertainment hun?

P.S. Borrowed the term "hoo hoo" from a Steph quote in another thread! I know it's a "suzie"! LMFAO!

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