Lil, I is one too!

“Cyclops”
I’ve been told many times I’m half eyed. Or was that half-assed?

“You are responsible”
I hear that no matter what happened.

“wise beyond your years”
How can it be beyond my years? I lit the fuse to the big bang.

Yes, I tried to stick it in and make history.
Oh, you said “probably the greatest stick in the mud in history”.

“peers probably talk about you behind your back”
I always turn my back when I hear peeers talking. Everybody needs privacy.

Only one question I have. What the hell is the X-men?

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