LOL... every time I look at this thread I have to open my iTunes and listen to one track...

Has anyone ever listened to Dane Cook? (he's fantastic, btw) He does this one bit about how you say stupid things during sex and he says this one time he said "My dick feels like corn!" :lol:

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all