Thought of some more........LOL!

Oh yeah, well if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle~When folks say....If I win the lottery (or other facsimile) I'm gonna do______________.(fill in the blank)

My ass is a piano, play me~Shut up and leave me alone!

As useless as tits on a nun~(self explainitory)

LMAO!!!

Mrs. Lix

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!