Oh my this is funny.
lix you had some very good and true ones.
jjjbo your dumber that a post reminded me of

"That is as useful as six tits on a boar hog"

Aqua's is close to "Fuck me running in a rolling jelly donut down a hill"

But one for someone who is doing something that should of been doe sooner is "That is good, shut the barn door after the horse gets out."

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