Hi all

My contributions:

"as popular as a fart in a spacesuit" - Not well liked

"do one legged ducks swim in circles?" - it's a certainty
"does the pope wear a silly hat?" - as above
"do bears shit in the woods?" - as 2 above

"riding the chocolate speedway" - anal sex

These are some of the milder pearls of wisdom I have used. Explicit phrases can be obtained only on production of a signed waiver from a priest.

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