LOL I like the built like a bucket explanation! I dated a guy for a short time about 10 years ago . . . we only slept together once and his penis was so small that I didn't think it was erect at first but it worked very well! And the reason we didn't sleep together again was that he never called again.

I had NEVER heard of a guy sticking his penis into his bum! I love learning at pixies! LOL

I had a great convo with my ex-husband last night. He's 49, I'm 28. We talked about the dating scene and he says the women he's dated who are his age have a lot of baggage. He's met women for coffee dates and he says they just tell him all their problems on the first date. Quite the turn off, I'd imagine!