So I'm English......

Doesn't mean I'm 'uptight' just because I'm polite and a little shy.

Doesn't mean I voted for Tony Blair.

Doesn't mean I hate the French.

Doesn't mean I am a bad cook and don't appreciate fine food.

Doesn't mean I only speak one language.

Doesn't mean I am, a football hooligan, a 'chav', or act like a slut when I'm on holiday.

Nor does it mean I'm a 'toff', or a snob, or debutante.

I do not have a stiff upper lip.

I hate tea.

I am proud to be English all year round, not just when there's a chance we might win a sporting event.

I am also proud to be British.

I am also proud to be part of the European community.

And no, I've never met the Queen.

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