I am a Newfoundlander & a Canadian. Ergo, I have beer in my fridge all the time.

I love hockey, too, of course!

Since I've lived all over the country, I've somehow managed to fit many stereotypes.

I'm a pothead, yes I've lived on the west coast.

I have road rage, yes I live in the country's biggest city.

I'm an Irish Newf so I love to step dance as I drink my Guinness.

I live in the most multicultural city in the world so have slang/curse words from all over the world.

Gamysue, ya teefin' blood clot!! (Translation: Fuck you in Greek, Teef = thief in Trinny/Jamaican slang, blood clot = motherfucker in Jamaica)

Ya see me 'pon road, star, ya chat to me no more! (Translation: Don't ever talk to me again "superstar" -- Jamaican)

Again with Toronto, I have foods from all over the world in my fridge -- curry leaves, starfruit, Tibetan leftovers . . .

This jumbled message has been brought to you by the spliff-smokin', beer-totin' stereotype from the north