Southeast represent!

But seriously, I am not a redneck. I do own a gun, but I don't hunt, or fish. I can't stand country music and I don't wear tight jeans. I don't ahve sex with my brother, cousin, my uncle is not my daddy. I do not live in a trailer and i have all my teeth.

I do however drink beer from a longneck bottle, park in my yard, wash my car in my bathing suit and can't for the life of me figure out what shoes are supposed to be for? Why not just go barefoot?